Did you know that the Because, Why Not? Podcast has a real life honest to goodness gold star lesbian?
What’s a gold star lesbian you say? Why not hit our ask button and find out! You can also ask her all sorts of other questions, not just about being a lesbian but about stuff like gaming, comic books (as long as its The Walking Dead), movies (she watches those too!) or anything else that comes to mind!
Port will be happy to hear from you and to answer all those nagging questions that have been on the tip of your tongue, but you’ve just been to afraid to ask, or don’t know any lesbians who can answer them.
You can ask the other podcast members questions also if you want, granted we are just a bunch of nerdy white dudes, but we have opinions and they are often strongly worded, so ask away!
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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 21 “Vaginas Can Be Used As A Change Purse And Micheal Stipe Is Gay, Who Knew? Not Bleh Apparently”
Last week we had some problems with recording so there was no show, we apologize cause the show we didn’t record was actually pretty damn funny! But failuring aside, we bring you more funny show this week! (said in stupid caveman voice to emphasize just how funny the show is).
Because, Why Not? Podcast really is a learning tool for the masses and this week we teach you about using a vagina as a change purse, crazy Japanese artists doing some really fucked up shit, and the usual chicanery involving video games, movies and all sorts of other nonsense that you’ve come to expect from us. Also we discuss a lot of non-news this week. Non-news? Yes news that isn’t news to anyone, accept Bleh, cause he didn’t know Micheal Stipe was gay.
Sit back with your headphones on cause this shit is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Today is Monday May 28th and this is The Because, Why Not? Podcast!
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SHOW NOTES:
DC Announces Iconic Character Coming Out
Shocking News, Jim Parsons Is Gay! And Is Going To Mary Sasquatch!
Diablo 3 Sells Lots Of Copies And Nobody Is Surprised
Did You Know Jay Leno Is A Scumbag? Yup, Non-News!
No More Anon Comments For The Entire Internet! BWAHAHAHA! Yeah Right!
Burn Motherfucker Burn! Fratboys Are Dipshits! Yup, Non-News!
The Great Gatsby Is A Movie Again, But Its Got DiCaprio Now So It Wont Suck Or Something…
Things About Star Trek You May Not Know. I Didn’t Know A Few And I Was Ashamed!
Man Scams Target To Buy LEGO On The Cheap
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 19
”Port Has A Clit Like China…Not That China, The Other One!”
If the title isn’t enough to get your interested than please let me try and wet your whistle with other tidbits of goodness that might get you interested enough to listen to our humble little show.
On this weeks show we discuss people marrying pillows, old people doing highly illegal things that are super awesome and Activision/Treyarch are putting out yet another Call Of Duty game and nobody is the least bit surprised. Oh man we got games, we got jokes, we got movies and more to talk about and we might not even get to all them cause the opinions are hot and everyone is feeling mouthy this week, except Muno who only want to put things in his mouth and steps away from the mic a whole bunch this episode haha!
Join us on another NOT SAFE FOR WORK episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES:
VALVE + LINUX = HAPPY GAMING NERDS
FAMED WOMAN BEATER CHRIS BROW NOW BREEDING POTENTIAL DANGEROUS DOGS
FUCK HOLLYWOOD! SAYS 92 YEAR OLD PATRIOT
INDIE GAME:THE MOVIE COMING SOON!
MAN MARRIES PILLOW, WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
I CANT WAIT FOR THE UNEDITED DIRECTORS CUT!
THERE’S A NEW CALL OF DUTY GAME! eh, great :/
AT LAST, THE LINK TO CUMBOX!!!!!
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE REACTION TO CUMBOX!!!!!
DARKVOID IS SO BAD, BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”
Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella!
What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins.
This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.
NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!
Also Snoop Dogg is gay.
Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!
POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P
BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!
TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS
OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 17 “Mickey Raroroaork”
Apparently Port has trouble with some peoples names and certain oceans but I digress.
This week we talk about a face full of snatch and a sip of Snapple! Munocard returns as our newest member to bring his best bits of geekery to the podcast. We drink a lot and talk about latent homosexuality and how it ruined action films and what can be done to fix it! Nothing can be done is the real answer cause Hollywood is out of ideas and movies are dying a slow painful deat….OH LOOK, THE AVENGERS!
This was a riot of a show and totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK as per usual. Because, Why Not? Podcast, the prolapse of all podcast continues with its latest episode of awesomeness so come by and join us cause we are awesome!
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PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!: (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
HEY THIS TABLE LOOKS GAMETASTIC, BUT DOES IT PLAY GAMES?
HEY THIS TABLE LOOKS GAMETASTIC, AND IT PLAYS GAMES!
MUST BE A RAVENS FAN. FUCKIN FOOTBALL FANATICS!
FEZ IS A GAME APPARENTLY AND PEOPLE SEEM TO BE EXCITED ABOUT IT
THE WITCHER IS NOW AVAILABLE ON MAC! AND SO ARE VIRUSES ;P
MIKE IS INSATIABLE!
HULL MAN IS STABBED BY LOVE, OR SOMETHING SOMETHING, DUMB.
CATWOMAN IS….EH, WHATEVER.
GODDAMN YOU LUCAS!!! QUIT WITH THE SPECIAL EDITIONS!
POOP. FAT LADY. BUMPER. ITS JUST WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
I HAD NO IDEA LITTLE JOHN LIKE TO COOK SO MUCH!
SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, POOPS FIRE OUT OF HIS RECTUM….?
ONE OF THESE POWER RANGERS LIKES DICK, AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT RICHARD! HEYO!
Because, Why Not? Podcast is back bitches! Episode 16 all up in ya!
We have lost a dear friend of the podcast, Jermaine is no longer with us. And by lost we mean we cant find him anywhere. He wandered off into the Everglades and I’ll be damned if I’m going in there to pull his ass out! Bros before hoes and all that but there are alligators and anacondas all up in that bitch so, love ya man, but good luck cause I aint even gonna try!
Anyhow we are back and with us this week is Muno who will be joining the crew from this day forth! Welcome Muno and as always we have the regular assholes you’ve already come to know and love returning in the form of other white guy Blehman, and our resident homosexual, Port! She loves the pussy! But don’t we all?
We be talking bout games and movies and all kinds of other bullshit this week for our triumphant return and as per usual it is completely NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the ride as we come to you in super hi-fi mono so you can now listen in one earphone and still pretend you are paying attention to the assholes talking to you in the office without them being any wiser!
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PLAY AT HOME EDITION SHOW NOTES:
LEGO R2D2 IS SO CUTE!!!
MICHEAL BAY SET TO RUIN NINJA TURTLES
BONERTOWN!
GANDOLF WONT LET THEM PASS!
VIDEO GAME RUMORS: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM HARLEY QUINN DLC
KINEST STAR WARS SUCKS. TELL US SOMETHING WE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW
MY I FORCE THIS IN YOU..ER UM, MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU..I MEAN…
MOVIE ARGUMENTS
SHOOT SPACE MENS TO THE MOON WITH MUCH FUEL
SONIC CANCER GENE THINGY FOR SMART PEOPLE
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VERY INTERDASTING
OH JAPANESE PEOPLE, YOU SO CRAZY!!!
Because,Why Not? Podcast Episode 15 “Yo Dog, Ima Hit Dat Shit!”
Lots of fuckery going on this week as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew (Mike, Jermaine and Scott) knock another one out of the park, while Port is sidelined with the poops and couldn’t make it to the show this week. Hope everything comes out…okay, lol!
On this weeks episode we learn a lot about the inner workings of Mikes brain….RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Lots of neat things happening in gaming this week with some big announcements (Assassins Creed 3!!!) and some not so big announcements, or at least ones that kind fell flat (Dragons Age anime). Meteors, warp drives and listener questions are but some of the topics we tackle on The Official GeekVariety.com podcast; Because,Why Not?
Put on your headphones or plug in your idevice and have a listen as we geek the fuck out about all the things that matter to us and that nobody else even gives a shit about :D
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This weeks episode is dedicated to Ralph McQuarrie, famed concept artist who gave STAR WARS life, and lost his this past week. 
Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition:
WE ALL GONNA DIE!
MARIO BROS PORTALS!
REJECTED STAR WARS ITEMS
DEADLIEST WEAPONS: WARP DRIVE
MEN IN BLACK 3 PREVIEW TRAILER
DRAGON AGE ANIME…yawn
TOPHER GRACE MADE AN 85 MINUTE STAR WARS PREQUEL EDIT?
READ A FREE COMIC BOOK BY “30 DAYS OF NIGHT” AUTHOR STEVE NILES!
ASSASSINS CREED 3 CO-OP BITCHES!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS?
HAN SOLO IS CHOCOLATY AND SMOOTH LIKE LANDO NOW!
PRO-STARS WAS A CARTOON, THAT WAS ACTUALLY MADE, UGH.
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 2 Episode 7 “Al al uh al uh alcohol!”
Jermaine is back and he’s brought the booze to get the party started!
You may not know it, but everybody on the podcast is always drunk but me and in this episode, it really shows! Horrible fake Australian accents and even worse demos are discussed this episode. How do we feel about the yearly cycle of video games, tune in and find out how we feel about yearly released game franchises and their effect on the future of gaming.
We have some hot sports opinions to share along with the usual nonsense we bring each week so strap on them headphones and get ready cause its gonna be a bumpy ride!
“Sweet bobbin afro!”
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
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BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST show notes play at home edition:
ALL DEAD MORMONS ARE NOW GAY!!!!
PINBALL PIONEER DIES, GAMING LOST A LUMINARY
SUPER NINTENDO GAMES ARE STILL BEING PUBLISHED? AWESOME!
CHECK YOUR EYES THE GALAXY EXPRESS WAY!
BILL MURRAY IS NOT GOING TO BE IN GHOSTBUSTERS!
NEW AVENGERS TRAILER
GOTHAM GASLIGHT: THE GAME THAT NEVER WAS!!!
THE GOVERNOR IS NOT GOING TO BE MERLE
GORILLAZ HAS A NEW VIDEO TO SELL SHOES….or something?
I’m big in Poland.