Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 21 “Vaginas Can Be Used As A Change Purse And Micheal Stipe Is Gay, Who Knew? Not Bleh Apparently”
Last week we had some problems with recording so there was no show, we apologize cause the show we didn’t record was actually pretty damn funny! But failuring aside, we bring you more funny show this week! (said in stupid caveman voice to emphasize just how funny the show is).
Because, Why Not? Podcast really is a learning tool for the masses and this week we teach you about using a vagina as a change purse, crazy Japanese artists doing some really fucked up shit, and the usual chicanery involving video games, movies and all sorts of other nonsense that you’ve come to expect from us. Also we discuss a lot of non-news this week. Non-news? Yes news that isn’t news to anyone, accept Bleh, cause he didn’t know Micheal Stipe was gay.
Sit back with your headphones on cause this shit is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Today is Monday May 28th and this is The Because, Why Not? Podcast!
Here is a place you can directly download [BWNP]
SHOW NOTES:
DC Announces Iconic Character Coming Out
Shocking News, Jim Parsons Is Gay! And Is Going To Mary Sasquatch!
Diablo 3 Sells Lots Of Copies And Nobody Is Surprised
Did You Know Jay Leno Is A Scumbag? Yup, Non-News!
No More Anon Comments For The Entire Internet! BWAHAHAHA! Yeah Right!
Burn Motherfucker Burn! Fratboys Are Dipshits! Yup, Non-News!
The Great Gatsby Is A Movie Again, But Its Got DiCaprio Now So It Wont Suck Or Something…
Things About Star Trek You May Not Know. I Didn’t Know A Few And I Was Ashamed!
Man Scams Target To Buy LEGO On The Cheap
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 19
”Port Has A Clit Like China…Not That China, The Other One!”
If the title isn’t enough to get your interested than please let me try and wet your whistle with other tidbits of goodness that might get you interested enough to listen to our humble little show.
On this weeks show we discuss people marrying pillows, old people doing highly illegal things that are super awesome and Activision/Treyarch are putting out yet another Call Of Duty game and nobody is the least bit surprised. Oh man we got games, we got jokes, we got movies and more to talk about and we might not even get to all them cause the opinions are hot and everyone is feeling mouthy this week, except Muno who only want to put things in his mouth and steps away from the mic a whole bunch this episode haha!
Join us on another NOT SAFE FOR WORK episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES:
VALVE + LINUX = HAPPY GAMING NERDS
FAMED WOMAN BEATER CHRIS BROW NOW BREEDING POTENTIAL DANGEROUS DOGS
FUCK HOLLYWOOD! SAYS 92 YEAR OLD PATRIOT
INDIE GAME:THE MOVIE COMING SOON!
MAN MARRIES PILLOW, WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
I CANT WAIT FOR THE UNEDITED DIRECTORS CUT!
THERE’S A NEW CALL OF DUTY GAME! eh, great :/
AT LAST, THE LINK TO CUMBOX!!!!!
THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE REACTION TO CUMBOX!!!!!
DARKVOID IS SO BAD, BUT DON’T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT
Direct download of this podcast is available [here]
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”
Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Coachella!
What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins.
This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.
NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!
Also Snoop Dogg is gay.
Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!
POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P
BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!
TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS
OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
Because,Why Not? Podcast Episode 15 “Yo Dog, Ima Hit Dat Shit!”
Lots of fuckery going on this week as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew (Mike, Jermaine and Scott) knock another one out of the park, while Port is sidelined with the poops and couldn’t make it to the show this week. Hope everything comes out…okay, lol!
On this weeks episode we learn a lot about the inner workings of Mikes brain….RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Lots of neat things happening in gaming this week with some big announcements (Assassins Creed 3!!!) and some not so big announcements, or at least ones that kind fell flat (Dragons Age anime). Meteors, warp drives and listener questions are but some of the topics we tackle on The Official GeekVariety.com podcast; Because,Why Not?
Put on your headphones or plug in your idevice and have a listen as we geek the fuck out about all the things that matter to us and that nobody else even gives a shit about :D
DIRECT DOWNLOAD: [HERE]
This weeks episode is dedicated to Ralph McQuarrie, famed concept artist who gave STAR WARS life, and lost his this past week. 


Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition:
WE ALL GONNA DIE!
MARIO BROS PORTALS!
REJECTED STAR WARS ITEMS
DEADLIEST WEAPONS: WARP DRIVE
MEN IN BLACK 3 PREVIEW TRAILER
DRAGON AGE ANIME…yawn
TOPHER GRACE MADE AN 85 MINUTE STAR WARS PREQUEL EDIT?
READ A FREE COMIC BOOK BY “30 DAYS OF NIGHT” AUTHOR STEVE NILES!
ASSASSINS CREED 3 CO-OP BITCHES!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS?
HAN SOLO IS CHOCOLATY AND SMOOTH LIKE LANDO NOW!
PRO-STARS WAS A CARTOON, THAT WAS ACTUALLY MADE, UGH.
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 1 Episode 7 “I HAD A DREAM….about Scotts dick”
Season one is winding down along with the year and episodes 7 sees the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast crew bidding a fond farewell to Giftmas and the previous year full of shit!
We talk a lot about games this episode, specifically Ports sickness, er um, Skyrimitis. Also its normal for people to get drunk at 6am right? I mean that’s not weird is it? Mike is kinda quiet this episode (I think the comments about him being a dick hurt his feelings a little) but we have Jermaine back in the house telling it like it is from a daddies point of view, and yes daddies are allowed to drink.
Oh man, this is an awesome episode and a great way to end out the year so stop on by, have a listen and as always put on your fucking headphones cause this is not safe for work in any capacity!
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
*actually its our 7th episode not the 8th like I said :D Sorry I suck.
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 1 Episode 5 featuring special guest, Kerry Trotman! Wow has it been 5 episodes already? It seems we just cant keep up with demand on these things.
This week we have world renown gynecologist and illiterate, Kerry Trotman! It’s okay if you have no idea who he is, we didn’t either til we met him in a gas station parking lot a few days ago. His story about his car breaking down after his wife left him and how he needed change to fix all his problems touched our hearts, so we invited him to the podcast.
Usual vault rules apply, touch not lest ye be touched and NSFW! That means Not Safe For Work, for the internet noobs out there. Plug in your headphones, cause I ain’t got no job for you once you get fired!
***Good Grodd, this episode has been a pain in the ass getting published! Sorry for all the issues and I swear this is the last one and it most likely will be the right one and have no problems.
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
Because, Why Not? Season 1 Episode 4
Welcome back to Because, Why Not? and our latest episode featuring the entire crew back together again talking about some wacky shit!
Some things were once thick and white and some things are Harry Potter, come find out what the hell we’re talking about and learn more than you ever wanted to know.
Because, Why Not? Episode 4 in stunning HD! As always remember to put on your headphones cause if people hear this shit in the office, your ass is getting fired!
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
Because, Why Not? Season 1 Episode 3
This week we are short handed cause Jermaine had a baby. Well his wife had a baby and now he cleans up lots of poop. Congratulations to the Pulliam family and their newest addition!
This week Scott, Mike and Port talk about Assassins Creed latest game, STEAM getting hacked, The Walking Dead television series, why JayZ is a douche and last but not least, Port is a man hating dyke (jk, Port loves the cock)!
Oh, and sushi porn!
The comedy is kinda blue so make sure to put on your headphones if you’re at work cause the management certainly wont approve, but the geek in you will!
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
Because, Why Not? Season 1 Episode 2 featuring Will Arnett! (sorta).
Join Scott, Jermaine, Port and special guest star Ron Workman (Will Arnett) as they talk about gaming, movies, whip-hits and a whole bunch of other nonsense!
The comedy is kinda blue so if you’re at work put on those headphones and enjoy the latest episode of Because, Why Not?
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
