Because,Why Not? Podcast Episode 15 “Yo Dog, Ima Hit Dat Shit!”
Lots of fuckery going on this week as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew (Mike, Jermaine and Scott) knock another one out of the park, while Port is sidelined with the poops and couldn’t make it to the show this week. Hope everything comes out…okay, lol!
On this weeks episode we learn a lot about the inner workings of Mikes brain….RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!! Lots of neat things happening in gaming this week with some big announcements (Assassins Creed 3!!!) and some not so big announcements, or at least ones that kind fell flat (Dragons Age anime). Meteors, warp drives and listener questions are but some of the topics we tackle on The Official GeekVariety.com podcast; Because,Why Not?
Put on your headphones or plug in your idevice and have a listen as we geek the fuck out about all the things that matter to us and that nobody else even gives a shit about :D
DIRECT DOWNLOAD: [HERE]
This weeks episode is dedicated to Ralph McQuarrie, famed concept artist who gave STAR WARS life, and lost his this past week. 


Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition:
WE ALL GONNA DIE!
MARIO BROS PORTALS!
REJECTED STAR WARS ITEMS
DEADLIEST WEAPONS: WARP DRIVE
MEN IN BLACK 3 PREVIEW TRAILER
DRAGON AGE ANIME…yawn
TOPHER GRACE MADE AN 85 MINUTE STAR WARS PREQUEL EDIT?
READ A FREE COMIC BOOK BY “30 DAYS OF NIGHT” AUTHOR STEVE NILES!
ASSASSINS CREED 3 CO-OP BITCHES!!
WHY DO PEOPLE WANNA SEE OTHER PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS?
HAN SOLO IS CHOCOLATY AND SMOOTH LIKE LANDO NOW!
PRO-STARS WAS A CARTOON, THAT WAS ACTUALLY MADE, UGH.
Remember that Mario Brothers/Portal mashup game that we talked about like a year ago here? Me either but I’m pretty sure I mentioned it at some point in the last year, well that game is finally out for FREE DOWNLOAD!!!!
Watch the above video, get your boner out and beat it like a mushroom for extra lives then go and [download] the game and enjoy the fuck out of it! Then beat up your boner again for more extra lives!
Source: geekvariety
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 1 Episode 7 “I HAD A DREAM….about Scotts dick”
Season one is winding down along with the year and episodes 7 sees the BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast crew bidding a fond farewell to Giftmas and the previous year full of shit!
We talk a lot about games this episode, specifically Ports sickness, er um, Skyrimitis. Also its normal for people to get drunk at 6am right? I mean that’s not weird is it? Mike is kinda quiet this episode (I think the comments about him being a dick hurt his feelings a little) but we have Jermaine back in the house telling it like it is from a daddies point of view, and yes daddies are allowed to drink.
Oh man, this is an awesome episode and a great way to end out the year so stop on by, have a listen and as always put on your fucking headphones cause this is not safe for work in any capacity!
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
*actually its our 7th episode not the 8th like I said :D Sorry I suck.
