Did you know that the Because, Why Not? Podcast has a real life honest to goodness gold star lesbian?
What’s a gold star lesbian you say? Why not hit our ask button and find out! You can also ask her all sorts of other questions, not just about being a lesbian but about stuff like gaming, comic books (as long as its The Walking Dead), movies (she watches those too!) or anything else that comes to mind!
Port will be happy to hear from you and to answer all those nagging questions that have been on the tip of your tongue, but you’ve just been to afraid to ask, or don’t know any lesbians who can answer them.
You can ask the other podcast members questions also if you want, granted we are just a bunch of nerdy white dudes, but we have opinions and they are often strongly worded, so ask away!
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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 21 “Vaginas Can Be Used As A Change Purse And Micheal Stipe Is Gay, Who Knew? Not Bleh Apparently”
Last week we had some problems with recording so there was no show, we apologize cause the show we didn’t record was actually pretty damn funny! But failuring aside, we bring you more funny show this week! (said in stupid caveman voice to emphasize just how funny the show is).
Because, Why Not? Podcast really is a learning tool for the masses and this week we teach you about using a vagina as a change purse, crazy Japanese artists doing some really fucked up shit, and the usual chicanery involving video games, movies and all sorts of other nonsense that you’ve come to expect from us. Also we discuss a lot of non-news this week. Non-news? Yes news that isn’t news to anyone, accept Bleh, cause he didn’t know Micheal Stipe was gay.
Sit back with your headphones on cause this shit is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
Today is Monday May 28th and this is The Because, Why Not? Podcast!
Here is a place you can directly download [BWNP]
SHOW NOTES:
DC Announces Iconic Character Coming Out
Shocking News, Jim Parsons Is Gay! And Is Going To Mary Sasquatch!
Diablo 3 Sells Lots Of Copies And Nobody Is Surprised
Did You Know Jay Leno Is A Scumbag? Yup, Non-News!
No More Anon Comments For The Entire Internet! BWAHAHAHA! Yeah Right!
Burn Motherfucker Burn! Fratboys Are Dipshits! Yup, Non-News!
The Great Gatsby Is A Movie Again, But Its Got DiCaprio Now So It Wont Suck Or Something…
Things About Star Trek You May Not Know. I Didn’t Know A Few And I Was Ashamed!
Man Scams Target To Buy LEGO On The Cheap
Because, Why Not? Podcast is back bitches! Episode 16 all up in ya!
We have lost a dear friend of the podcast, Jermaine is no longer with us. And by lost we mean we cant find him anywhere. He wandered off into the Everglades and I’ll be damned if I’m going in there to pull his ass out! Bros before hoes and all that but there are alligators and anacondas all up in that bitch so, love ya man, but good luck cause I aint even gonna try!
Anyhow we are back and with us this week is Muno who will be joining the crew from this day forth! Welcome Muno and as always we have the regular assholes you’ve already come to know and love returning in the form of other white guy Blehman, and our resident homosexual, Port! She loves the pussy! But don’t we all?
We be talking bout games and movies and all kinds of other bullshit this week for our triumphant return and as per usual it is completely NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the ride as we come to you in super hi-fi mono so you can now listen in one earphone and still pretend you are paying attention to the assholes talking to you in the office without them being any wiser!
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PLAY AT HOME EDITION SHOW NOTES:
LEGO R2D2 IS SO CUTE!!!
MICHEAL BAY SET TO RUIN NINJA TURTLES
BONERTOWN!
GANDOLF WONT LET THEM PASS!
VIDEO GAME RUMORS: BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM HARLEY QUINN DLC
KINEST STAR WARS SUCKS. TELL US SOMETHING WE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW
MY I FORCE THIS IN YOU..ER UM, MAY THE FORCE BE IN YOU..I MEAN…
MOVIE ARGUMENTS
SHOOT SPACE MENS TO THE MOON WITH MUCH FUEL
SONIC CANCER GENE THINGY FOR SMART PEOPLE
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER THEN TO CLICK THIS LINK
VERY INTERDASTING
OH JAPANESE PEOPLE, YOU SO CRAZY!!!
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 2 Episode 7 “Al al uh al uh alcohol!”
Jermaine is back and he’s brought the booze to get the party started!
You may not know it, but everybody on the podcast is always drunk but me and in this episode, it really shows! Horrible fake Australian accents and even worse demos are discussed this episode. How do we feel about the yearly cycle of video games, tune in and find out how we feel about yearly released game franchises and their effect on the future of gaming.
We have some hot sports opinions to share along with the usual nonsense we bring each week so strap on them headphones and get ready cause its gonna be a bumpy ride!
“Sweet bobbin afro!”
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
For direct download hit this here [button] and download the damn thing and play it on your SONY WALKMAN cassette player.
BECAUSE, WHY NOT? PODCAST show notes play at home edition:
ALL DEAD MORMONS ARE NOW GAY!!!!
PINBALL PIONEER DIES, GAMING LOST A LUMINARY
SUPER NINTENDO GAMES ARE STILL BEING PUBLISHED? AWESOME!
CHECK YOUR EYES THE GALAXY EXPRESS WAY!
BILL MURRAY IS NOT GOING TO BE IN GHOSTBUSTERS!
NEW AVENGERS TRAILER
GOTHAM GASLIGHT: THE GAME THAT NEVER WAS!!!
THE GOVERNOR IS NOT GOING TO BE MERLE
GORILLAZ HAS A NEW VIDEO TO SELL SHOES….or something?
Because, Why Not? Podcast Season 2 Episode 6 “Gay Blackulas!”
So we’ve been gone for a couple weeks due to scheduling conflicts and Jermaine’s inability to use either a calender or a clock, but we are back in full effect!
This week we welcome back friend of the show Munocard who fills in for Jermaine cause he had to celebrate his wife’s birthday or something. I think he just hates us and doesn’t want to be on the show anymore, and honestly, who can blame him? Muno joins us to discuss the finer things in life like Gay Blackulas and ding fries are done!
Put on those headphones and hold on tight cause things are gonna get bumpy as the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew lets it all hang out, cause when you’re hot, you’re hot!
For direct download of the show so you can play this on whatever damn audio player you frequently use go [here].
B,WN? PODCAST Play At Home Edition Show Notes:
STAR WARS XBOX = BONERTOWN!
MASS EFFECT 3 TRAILERS
MASS EFFECT 3 DAY 1 DLC
BORDERLANDS 2 TRAILER
JET SET RADIO ON XBOXLIVE ARCADE
FAT NAKED GIRL SMASHES CAR…NSFW
MASS EFFECT 3 STUCK IN TREE
ALL DEAD MORMONS ARE NOW GAY
PINBALL PIONEER STEVE KORDEK DIES
MCFRONTALOT SAYS CATS MAKE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!
BOOKS SUCK, UNLESS THEY ARE STAR WARS BOOKS
There WILL Be A New Episode This Week!
But it wont be up til tomorrow!
Damn people and their birthdays getting in the way and making us reschedule!
People and real life plans making us reschedule!
Damn real life getting in the way of us making complete assholes out of ourselves for your enjoyment!
I’m big in Poland.
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E5 “Port Wants To Fuck Natalie Portman, But Then Again, Don’t We All?”
Hey everybody its Dr. Nick Riviera here for the B,WN? Podcast! I took off on the road this week cause Chief Wiggum wants to talk to me about some possibly illegal organ transplants, and things in Springfield were getting a little too hot to stick around!
I dropped by the B,WN? studio to listen in on all the Tom Foolery that was taking place and oh boy was I not disappointed!
This week the crew gets together and shoots the shit about some games demos on the XBOX360 (RAYMAN Origins, SONIC Generations) as well as discussing the finer points of some movie trailers that showed their faces at the Super Bowl. Also “Mikes Thing” is something that I could not have seen coming in a million years…oh good Grodd, brace yourself cause this is going to be a bumpy ride!
We also find out that Port apparently hates Chinese people in this episode! Okay, she doesn’t hate them, but when they get blown up she cant help but laugh cause she’s a horrible person.
Put on those fucking headphones cause we are about to get RAW, like Eddie Murphy style RAW up in this bitch, and if people get offended cause they hear the shit we are saying coming out of your car or your iphone or whatever, don’t come cryin to us that you got you ass beat!
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
If you would like to listen to this episode on the go, click [here] to download the mp3 version and put this sucker on your iphone, your android or your roxio music jammer with 128 megs of ear pounding storage!
BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast Play At Home Edition!:
Chinese Man Attacked By Sewer Cover
Psychonauts 2? NERDGASM!!!!
Avengers Assemble Trailer!
Port Imagines Using Portals As Dildos…NOW THAT’S THINKING WITH PORTALS!
STAR WARS TV Show? Twillek Tits Or It Didn’t Happen
Geeks Of Doom Stole Mike’s Schtick About Battleship The Movie Game Thing…
G.I.JOE Trailer…FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!
Google Wants To Pay You To Know Which Porn Sites You Use On A Regular Basis
Mike’s Thing
Oh My Grodd, Make It Stop, Corleone, Make It Stop!
Harry Potter, All 8 Movies In 60 Seconds
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”
Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right?
This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.
Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so!
If you would like to download this weeks episode so you can listen on your preferred portable audio device, you can go [here] and click on one of the links on the left side of the page.
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall
Because, Why Not? Play At Home Edition!:
Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E3 “Shrimp Placenta Stew, Now That’s Good Eatin!”
So this is the description of the Because, Why Not? Podcast and honestly, what can I say about B,WN? Podcast that the critics haven’t already said? It doesn’t suck!
This crew is at it again for another week of debauchery, togetherness and karate for everyone! On this weeks show we discuss the XBOXLIVE demo games “The Darkness 2” and “Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning”, zombie guns, ukulele guy wanting his motherfucking movie check, how the media industry is screwing everyone and shrimp placenta. If this isn’t a show you can find something you know and love being discussed, then that show doesn’t exist!
Strap in, put on your headphones and make sure you turn off your speakers if your at work cause as per usual we don’t wanna hear about you getting in trouble cause we talked about craigslist rape and someone in the cubicle next to you didn’t like it.
Thanks again for stopping by and see y’all asses in about a week for more adventures with the Because, Why Not? Podcast crew!
Wanna play along at home and see what the hell it is we are talking about?
Well through the magic of technology here are the interactive show notes that you too can click on and enjoy just like we did!
Zombie Chainsaw Gun Is Dumb. SHUT UP, ITS FUCKING DUMB!
Videogame Companies Suck And Wanna Fuck You In The Used Bin
Symantec Got Hacked And Shows How Shitty They Are At Protecting Your Computer
Snooker Table? I Don’t Know
Kingdom Of Amular: Reckoning. GET MASS EFFECT 3 TOYS!!!!
Darkness 2 Demo On XBOX360
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