Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E5 “Port Wants To Fuck Natalie Portman, But Then Again, Don’t We All?”

Hey everybody its Dr. Nick Riviera here for the B,WN? Podcast! I took off on the road this week cause Chief Wiggum wants to talk to me about some possibly illegal organ transplants, and things in Springfield were getting a little too hot to stick around! 

I dropped by the B,WN? studio to listen in on all the Tom Foolery that was taking place and oh boy was I not disappointed! 

This week the crew gets together and shoots the shit about some games demos on the XBOX360 (RAYMAN Origins, SONIC Generations) as well as discussing the finer points of some movie trailers that showed their faces at the Super Bowl. Also “Mikes Thing” is something that I could not have seen coming in a million years…oh good Grodd, brace yourself cause this is going to be a bumpy ride! 

We also find out that Port apparently hates Chinese people in this episode! Okay, she doesn’t hate them, but when they get blown up she cant help but laugh cause she’s a horrible person.

Put on those fucking headphones cause we are about to get RAW, like Eddie Murphy style RAW up in this bitch, and if people get offended cause they hear the shit we are saying coming out of your car or your iphone or whatever, don’t come cryin to us that you got you ass beat! 

This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott Hall

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BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast Play At Home Edition!:

Chinese Man Attacked By Sewer Cover
Psychonauts 2? NERDGASM!!!!
Avengers Assemble Trailer!
Port Imagines Using Portals As Dildos…NOW THAT’S THINKING WITH PORTALS!
STAR WARS TV Show? Twillek Tits Or It Didn’t Happen
Geeks Of Doom Stole Mike’s Schtick About Battleship The Movie Game Thing…
G.I.JOE Trailer…FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING MOVIE!
Google Wants To Pay You To Know Which Porn Sites You Use On A Regular Basis
Mike’s Thing
Oh My Grodd, Make It Stop, Corleone, Make It Stop!
Harry Potter, All 8 Movies In 60 Seconds